Do Italian guys really use olive oil to jerk off?

May 2024 · 5 minute read

A friend told me this, but I wasn't sure whether he was just pulling my leg.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 19, 2018 3:37 AM

Imagine it’s been pressed into service since antiquity OP. That - and whatever other unctions they could get their hot little hands on...

Most of them are uncut tho - so probably not as big a thing to lube for wanking. And when I was in Italy ages ago - fifteen years or more - it was really hard to get lube anywhere. Most pharmacias only had one brand, which wasn’t very good and was expensive. Even the saunas only seemed to have condoms - and no lube. I made sure I brought lube from home next couple of times I visited. Olive oil wouldn’t be nearly viscous enough for me!

by Anonymousreply 1November 30, 2017 4:13 AM

Thank you for your detailed response, r1, but that does verge on over-sharing.

by Anonymousreply 2November 30, 2017 4:29 AM

Well, it depends if the oil is extra virgin or not. Organic or conventionally grown?

by Anonymousreply 3November 30, 2017 4:38 AM

OP, your friend was pulling something but I'm not sure it was your leg. I'd let it slide if I were you.

by Anonymousreply 5November 30, 2017 5:19 AM

Gabe Kapler's choice would be the coconut variety.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 30, 2017 5:22 AM

OP - Did you also know that the bacterial that starts Pecorino Siciliano is locally harvested smegma?

by Anonymousreply 8November 30, 2017 5:54 AM

They're uncircumcised, OP. They don't use lube.

by Anonymousreply 9November 30, 2017 5:55 AM

I used Wesson as a gayling.

by Anonymousreply 10November 30, 2017 6:42 AM

I used marinara as a boy.

by Anonymousreply 11November 30, 2017 8:35 AM

Most have foreskin and do not need lube, however I have used it as lube to fuck more than one Italian man.

by Anonymousreply 12November 30, 2017 8:53 AM

Don't know about Italians but I'm Italy-adjacent and I've always used extra virgin olive oil to masturbate. Has just the right amount of slip and keeps my (cut) knob looking youthful. Tried coconut oil and shea butter but the smell and the slip just weren't right for me.

by Anonymousreply 14November 30, 2017 11:32 AM

OP, I don't think it's your,leg,that he's pulling.

by Anonymousreply 15November 30, 2017 12:24 PM

I find that Alfredo Sauce will work in a pinch.

by Anonymousreply 16November 30, 2017 12:35 PM

Yeah, I use olive oil when I masturbate. On good days I add some garlic and rosemary! You should try it.

by Anonymousreply 17November 30, 2017 12:41 PM

They also fuck eggplants, so this isn't too far off base.

by Anonymousreply 18November 30, 2017 12:50 PM

...this is what passes for wit?

by Anonymousreply 20November 30, 2017 1:25 PM

I wrappa mine ina pancetta!

by Anonymousreply 21November 30, 2017 1:28 PM

[quote] ...this is what passes for wit?

Absolutely not, R20!

Instead, your intellectually stimulating, highbrow posts about the "Avengers" movie is what every DL poster should strive towards.

by Anonymousreply 22November 30, 2017 2:00 PM

Olive oil is bad because it drips leaving a permanent stain on the sheets.

by Anonymousreply 23November 30, 2017 4:35 PM

Call Pratesi, R23, and ask them what type pf unguent they recommend to their customers.

by Anonymousreply 25November 30, 2017 7:05 PM

You know you've gone to a cheap trick's house when he brings out the vaseline

by Anonymousreply 26November 30, 2017 8:29 PM

Olive oil is OK. But nothing beats Astroglide!

by Anonymousreply 27November 30, 2017 8:47 PM

Astroglide doesn't drip and stain the sheets.

by Anonymousreply 28November 30, 2017 8:53 PM

But can you use it to saute your battuto, R28?

by Anonymousreply 29November 30, 2017 8:55 PM

I won't lie. I used to steal the olive oil from the kitchen sometimes. Worked like a charm!

Only in the shower, though!

by Anonymousreply 32December 2, 2017 10:30 PM

Yes, OP. And Frenchmen use butter and Germans use lard and Americans use Crisco.

by Anonymousreply 33December 2, 2017 10:31 PM

And Canadians use maple syrup.

by Anonymousreply 34December 2, 2017 10:39 PM

We don't need goddamn gross lube to jack off. We have silky smooth foreskin gliding up and down.

by Anonymousreply 35December 2, 2017 10:44 PM

Touché R22!

I seem to remember some white-trash index quiz somewhere - and one of the questions was ‘do you ever use foodstuffs in the bedroom?’

So that would make a lot of Italian olive-oil masturbators pretty trashy...

by Anonymousreply 37December 3, 2017 3:55 AM

No, the majority of us are not cut and still have our foreskin and there's no need for lube.

As far as anal sex lubes go you can easily buy them online or in a store.

by Anonymousreply 39December 6, 2017 8:58 PM

What would you expect them to use, OP, pesto sauce?

by Anonymousreply 40December 6, 2017 9:03 PM

I heard Danny Pintauro almost caused a fire at a laundromat when he washed his underwear for this reason.

by Anonymousreply 41December 6, 2017 9:04 PM

My Rocco no choke-a da chicken, mai! He no finocchio neither! He a red-blooded Italiano boy! He love-a how do you say da pinka taco!

by Anonymousreply 42December 6, 2017 9:09 PM

No, it doesn't blend well with the smegma.

by Anonymousreply 43December 6, 2017 9:45 PM

I’ve jerked-off with olive oil for years, now.

by Anonymousreply 44December 6, 2017 9:55 PM

I guess it's ok if you're going to TOSS A SALAD.

by Anonymousreply 45December 6, 2017 11:12 PM

I spanka da monkey with any kinda oil I cana get my hands on.

by Anonymousreply 46December 6, 2017 11:14 PM

I've used it for fucking. We did it in the kitchen natch. It was real Italian olive oil not the fake Spanish.

by Anonymousreply 47December 6, 2017 11:34 PM

OP they were joking. Most Italian men in Italy and other countries are not cut so they do not use or need lube.

by Anonymousreply 48November 19, 2018 3:37 AM

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