A friend told me this, but I wasn't sure whether he was just pulling my leg.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 48 | November 19, 2018 3:37 AM |
Imagine it’s been pressed into service since antiquity OP. That - and whatever other unctions they could get their hot little hands on...
Most of them are uncut tho - so probably not as big a thing to lube for wanking. And when I was in Italy ages ago - fifteen years or more - it was really hard to get lube anywhere. Most pharmacias only had one brand, which wasn’t very good and was expensive. Even the saunas only seemed to have condoms - and no lube. I made sure I brought lube from home next couple of times I visited. Olive oil wouldn’t be nearly viscous enough for me!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 30, 2017 4:13 AM |
Thank you for your detailed response, r1, but that does verge on over-sharing.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 30, 2017 4:29 AM |
Well, it depends if the oil is extra virgin or not. Organic or conventionally grown?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 30, 2017 4:38 AM |
OP, your friend was pulling something but I'm not sure it was your leg. I'd let it slide if I were you.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 30, 2017 5:19 AM |
Gabe Kapler's choice would be the coconut variety.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 6 | November 30, 2017 5:22 AM |
OP - Did you also know that the bacterial that starts Pecorino Siciliano is locally harvested smegma?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 30, 2017 5:54 AM |
They're uncircumcised, OP. They don't use lube.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 30, 2017 5:55 AM |
I used Wesson as a gayling.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 30, 2017 6:42 AM |
I used marinara as a boy.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 30, 2017 8:35 AM |
Most have foreskin and do not need lube, however I have used it as lube to fuck more than one Italian man.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 30, 2017 8:53 AM |
Don't know about Italians but I'm Italy-adjacent and I've always used extra virgin olive oil to masturbate. Has just the right amount of slip and keeps my (cut) knob looking youthful. Tried coconut oil and shea butter but the smell and the slip just weren't right for me.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 30, 2017 11:32 AM |
OP, I don't think it's your,leg,that he's pulling.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 30, 2017 12:24 PM |
I find that Alfredo Sauce will work in a pinch.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 30, 2017 12:35 PM |
Yeah, I use olive oil when I masturbate. On good days I add some garlic and rosemary! You should try it.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 30, 2017 12:41 PM |
They also fuck eggplants, so this isn't too far off base.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 30, 2017 12:50 PM |
...this is what passes for wit?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 30, 2017 1:25 PM |
I wrappa mine ina pancetta!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 30, 2017 1:28 PM |
[quote] ...this is what passes for wit?
Absolutely not, R20!
Instead, your intellectually stimulating, highbrow posts about the "Avengers" movie is what every DL poster should strive towards.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 30, 2017 2:00 PM |
Olive oil is bad because it drips leaving a permanent stain on the sheets.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 30, 2017 4:35 PM |
Call Pratesi, R23, and ask them what type pf unguent they recommend to their customers.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 30, 2017 7:05 PM |
You know you've gone to a cheap trick's house when he brings out the vaseline
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 30, 2017 8:29 PM |
Olive oil is OK. But nothing beats Astroglide!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 30, 2017 8:47 PM |
Astroglide doesn't drip and stain the sheets.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 30, 2017 8:53 PM |
But can you use it to saute your battuto, R28?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 30, 2017 8:55 PM |
I won't lie. I used to steal the olive oil from the kitchen sometimes. Worked like a charm!
Only in the shower, though!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 2, 2017 10:30 PM |
Yes, OP. And Frenchmen use butter and Germans use lard and Americans use Crisco.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 2, 2017 10:31 PM |
And Canadians use maple syrup.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 2, 2017 10:39 PM |
We don't need goddamn gross lube to jack off. We have silky smooth foreskin gliding up and down.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 2, 2017 10:44 PM |
Touché R22!
I seem to remember some white-trash index quiz somewhere - and one of the questions was ‘do you ever use foodstuffs in the bedroom?’
So that would make a lot of Italian olive-oil masturbators pretty trashy...
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 3, 2017 3:55 AM |
No, the majority of us are not cut and still have our foreskin and there's no need for lube.
As far as anal sex lubes go you can easily buy them online or in a store.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 6, 2017 8:58 PM |
What would you expect them to use, OP, pesto sauce?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 6, 2017 9:03 PM |
I heard Danny Pintauro almost caused a fire at a laundromat when he washed his underwear for this reason.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 6, 2017 9:04 PM |
My Rocco no choke-a da chicken, mai! He no finocchio neither! He a red-blooded Italiano boy! He love-a how do you say da pinka taco!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 6, 2017 9:09 PM |
No, it doesn't blend well with the smegma.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 6, 2017 9:45 PM |
I’ve jerked-off with olive oil for years, now.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 6, 2017 9:55 PM |
I guess it's ok if you're going to TOSS A SALAD.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 6, 2017 11:12 PM |
I spanka da monkey with any kinda oil I cana get my hands on.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 6, 2017 11:14 PM |
I've used it for fucking. We did it in the kitchen natch. It was real Italian olive oil not the fake Spanish.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 6, 2017 11:34 PM |
OP they were joking. Most Italian men in Italy and other countries are not cut so they do not use or need lube.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 19, 2018 3:37 AM |
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