Oh dear, the poor thing. It's not like he hasn't got the money to sort it out. Why can't he just fix it??
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 73 | November 30, 2018 8:12 PM |
How old is Matt Damion now?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 18, 2018 2:48 PM |
Not threadworthy. I was expecting a lot less.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 18, 2018 2:49 PM |
Your eyes are guided towards the hair while teams of science doctors shave down those haunches.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 18, 2018 2:51 PM |
Not aging well at all...good.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 18, 2018 3:04 PM |
I'm watching CBS Face the Nation and Sen. Paul is on, his fucking hair is so fake. surely he makes enough to afford a proper fake wig? the one on his head now is just like bird's nest.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 18, 2018 3:47 PM |
He's much more of a character actor than a leading man, so it probably isn;t something he wants to do. he would rather play roles suitable for men his age, and so looking his age is probably important to him.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 18, 2018 3:51 PM |
Matt's hair looks just fine. I'm over 40 and basically half-bald so I know beautiful hair when I see one.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 18, 2018 3:53 PM |
[quote] teams of science doctors shave down those haunches.
What does this mean?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 18, 2018 3:58 PM |
Boyishly handsome looks never age well
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 18, 2018 5:47 PM |
[quote] teams of science doctors shave down those haunches.
Please explain this.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 18, 2018 9:48 PM |
I’d still hit it. Matt’s hot.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 18, 2018 9:51 PM |
This looks ridiculous. He calls the photographers because they just happened to be holding his posters and pics lol.
Meanwhile, wow his hair is thinning. Shocking.
The other thing --- with whom did he dine? It said with "pals" on daily mail but no sign of anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 18, 2018 10:34 PM |
His hair looks okay to me. He needs to lose 15 pounds, get in shape, drink more water, drink less alcohol, get a facial, and shave his face, though.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 18, 2018 10:39 PM |
Hair aside (looks OK to me), his inner asshole is really starting to show. He is starting to remind me of a Wahlberg.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 18, 2018 10:40 PM |
Who does he hang with other than Krasinski, Clooney and Thor?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 19, 2018 6:58 PM |
I’m tired of all the fake hair on actors. They all have the same hairdo now with more hair than a 30 year old. But he should get in shape.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 19, 2018 7:05 PM |
Matt Damion’s hair is fake??
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 19, 2018 7:07 PM |
Looks like he's been hitting the sauce again...
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 19, 2018 7:47 PM |
He is morphing into Gordon Ramsay
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | November 19, 2018 8:14 PM |
I can’t imagine his ass. All of these guys, when they’re older—are we going to be into their ass?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 19, 2018 8:28 PM |
He's AGING, because somehow, despite all our wishes to the contrary, TIME is inexplicably PASSING!! For some reason he has NOT arrested his sexual attractiveness in his 20s!
Fetch my smelling salts!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 19, 2018 8:30 PM |
I find him sexier now than during his early career.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 19, 2018 8:34 PM |
I wish he were forever frozen as he was in Goodwill Hunting
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 20, 2018 8:11 PM |
He used the money to have his pecs reduced from moobs to man-boobs
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 20, 2018 8:13 PM |
[quote] He used the money to have his pecs reduced from moobs to man-boobs
Why doesn't he do the same with his ass?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 21, 2018 2:55 AM |
I understood the haunches comment from above; I thought it was pretty good!
Person was saying that the receding hairline was the perfection distraction for us (onlookers) as doctors worked on the REAL problem...his womanly hips/ass (which I don't think he really has, but it's a DL go-to insult).
I think Matt Damon is probably a prick, but I am always turned on by him. Can't help it.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 21, 2018 3:02 AM |
I liked the "science doctors shaving the haunches" comment too.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 21, 2018 3:05 AM |
Thanks to you, R33, I finally understand the haunches comments. It was the shaving off bit that threw me off. I pictured doctors prep him for surgery by shaving his haunches. I especially confused me because Matt is not exactly a hairy man. Your post made me realize it referred to shaving off the excess size of his haunches not the hair on his haunches.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 21, 2018 3:11 AM |
R37 - He was SO HOT in his late 30s! FUCK!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 21, 2018 3:29 AM |
Other than Clooney, Affleck, Hemsworth, Pitt, Ricky Martin, and Leo, who else is on Matt Damon's "guys I've hit list"?
Did he and Kraskinski get it on too?
His bedroom notches are quite impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 24, 2018 6:38 PM |
He would look great if he trimmed up and got a new hairstyle. Has he been hanging with Ben lately? He has the same bloat.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 24, 2018 7:01 PM |
He was at the World Series with Ben, R40.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 24, 2018 11:59 PM |
So creepy those two. They have some weird attachment to one another.
Not only did Damon move to Brentwood from Miami and buy a house 2 minutes at most from Affleck-Garner's place, now Affleck buys another one and it's 2 minutes from Damon's. I know, I drove by all three houses a few days ago.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 25, 2018 9:00 AM |
Still looks better than Assfleck
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 25, 2018 9:12 AM |
It's not the hair loss per se that's the problem. It's the refusal to wear it very very short or accept the loss and shave it that makes it worse. We're use to Bruce Willis and the Rock being "bald" and no one thinks about it. Even Joel Kinnaman, who's not 40, keeps is short. My hair started noticeably receding on the left at the part but it's thick on the top and back and sides. I hated it but I had to accept it looked ridiculous unless I kept it short.
But the hair is a relatively "easy" fix. When you get older, if your weight goes up and down, your skin can't bounce back. Elasticity diminishes. He's 48. Here he was at 45... see the downslope...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | November 25, 2018 9:25 AM |
Nothing wrong with his hair, shithead. He's hot.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 25, 2018 10:12 AM |
Nice try, Matt, R45. You're not "hot". Just "not".
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 25, 2018 10:27 AM |
Matt Damon looks great and his hair looks great. Nothing is wrong with him. Republican, Nazi pigs don't like him. He is a liberal so you have right wingers trying to tear him down.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 25, 2018 11:24 AM |
Maybe his friends are on this thread, joking around about his great looks?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 25, 2018 11:29 AM |
Getting Old is not for wussies. You better buckle up OP because it is going to be a bumpy ride.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 25, 2018 11:45 AM |
I'm not gay but I'd hammer in between those thighs!
Meanwhile, there was a guy who tweeted years ago "just having lunch in NYC listening to Leo dicaprio talk mad shit about Matt Damon" with a picture of Leo sitting at an italian restaurant ... any idea why Matty and Lee-Lee fell out so dramatically? It seems Leo replaced him with Bradley Cooper.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 25, 2018 6:28 PM |
90% of DL should only look so "beat" as Matt.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 25, 2018 11:39 PM |
R55 is right—I look like Don Rickles near death at only 39.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 25, 2018 11:49 PM |
Staunch critic of Obama but "give Trump a chance"? I went completely off him after that.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 26, 2018 2:47 AM |
Does Damon ever come back as a top level actor?
Looking at Cooper right now must make him green with envy. Damon had been talking about directing for years like his idol Clint Eastwood, who Cooper also sited as his template for directing. Cooper went in all guns blazing, whereas Damon hasn't had the balls to do it.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 27, 2018 8:01 PM |
R59, please come back when you can write in a flowing, coherent style. Also, "sited."
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 27, 2018 8:40 PM |
His hair is fine. It sends its regards.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 27, 2018 8:51 PM |
How do you suggest he "sort it out" as you put it? If he were to go all in for transplants, you'd probably criticise that too. If he went the way of a "hair system", he'd end up on the rug thread. His hair may be thinning, but I think he looks just fine. He certainly has more than many others his age or even younger.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 27, 2018 9:14 PM |
What a LOSER. You know who has a great head of hair? I do.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 27, 2018 10:20 PM |
How does he get hotter as he ages? Whatever it is you're doing Matt, keep doing it!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 28, 2018 3:54 AM |
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 66 | November 28, 2018 7:33 PM |
Perhaps he’s taken lessons from Jennifer Garner, R66.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 28, 2018 7:48 PM |
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | November 30, 2018 5:42 AM |
"Stunning wife". More like rabbit-faced wife. Amirite?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 30, 2018 5:55 AM |
Luciana looks different. Is it aging or something else? She doesn't look like she's had work done though.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 30, 2018 5:55 AM |
Do we think Matt is fucking is wife or only Chris Hemsworth? If he's not fucking her, who keeps her satisfied? Does she have a secret male lover? Or female?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 30, 2018 9:49 AM |
Does Matt understand that a little sun burn (fake or real) and maybe a bit of facial hair would do WONDERS for him? He looks like a geography teacher.
Always pale as hell and clean shaven. Change your look man, jesus. Same hairstyle since 2000.
So bland, so plain.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 30, 2018 8:12 PM |
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