R.I.P Matt Damon's hair

May 2024 · 9 minute read

Oh dear, the poor thing. It's not like he hasn't got the money to sort it out. Why can't he just fix it??

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by Anonymousreply 73November 30, 2018 8:12 PM

How old is Matt Damion now?

by Anonymousreply 1November 18, 2018 2:48 PM

Not threadworthy. I was expecting a lot less.

by Anonymousreply 2November 18, 2018 2:49 PM

Your eyes are guided towards the hair while teams of science doctors shave down those haunches.

by Anonymousreply 3November 18, 2018 2:51 PM

Not aging well at all...good.

by Anonymousreply 4November 18, 2018 3:04 PM

I'm watching CBS Face the Nation and Sen. Paul is on, his fucking hair is so fake. surely he makes enough to afford a proper fake wig? the one on his head now is just like bird's nest.

by Anonymousreply 6November 18, 2018 3:47 PM

He's much more of a character actor than a leading man, so it probably isn;t something he wants to do. he would rather play roles suitable for men his age, and so looking his age is probably important to him.

by Anonymousreply 7November 18, 2018 3:51 PM

Matt's hair looks just fine. I'm over 40 and basically half-bald so I know beautiful hair when I see one.

by Anonymousreply 8November 18, 2018 3:53 PM

[quote] teams of science doctors shave down those haunches.

What does this mean?

by Anonymousreply 9November 18, 2018 3:58 PM

Boyishly handsome looks never age well

by Anonymousreply 10November 18, 2018 5:47 PM

[quote] teams of science doctors shave down those haunches.

Please explain this.

by Anonymousreply 11November 18, 2018 9:48 PM

I’d still hit it. Matt’s hot.

by Anonymousreply 12November 18, 2018 9:51 PM

This looks ridiculous. He calls the photographers because they just happened to be holding his posters and pics lol.

Meanwhile, wow his hair is thinning. Shocking.

The other thing --- with whom did he dine? It said with "pals" on daily mail but no sign of anyone.

by Anonymousreply 13November 18, 2018 10:34 PM

His hair looks okay to me. He needs to lose 15 pounds, get in shape, drink more water, drink less alcohol, get a facial, and shave his face, though.

by Anonymousreply 14November 18, 2018 10:39 PM

Hair aside (looks OK to me), his inner asshole is really starting to show. He is starting to remind me of a Wahlberg.

by Anonymousreply 15November 18, 2018 10:40 PM

Who does he hang with other than Krasinski, Clooney and Thor?

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2018 6:58 PM

I’m tired of all the fake hair on actors. They all have the same hairdo now with more hair than a 30 year old. But he should get in shape.

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2018 7:05 PM

Matt Damion’s hair is fake??

by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2018 7:07 PM

Looks like he's been hitting the sauce again...

by Anonymousreply 22November 19, 2018 7:47 PM

He is morphing into Gordon Ramsay

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by Anonymousreply 24November 19, 2018 8:14 PM

I can’t imagine his ass. All of these guys, when they’re older—are we going to be into their ass?

by Anonymousreply 26November 19, 2018 8:28 PM

He's AGING, because somehow, despite all our wishes to the contrary, TIME is inexplicably PASSING!! For some reason he has NOT arrested his sexual attractiveness in his 20s!

Fetch my smelling salts!

by Anonymousreply 27November 19, 2018 8:30 PM

I find him sexier now than during his early career.

by Anonymousreply 28November 19, 2018 8:34 PM

I wish he were forever frozen as he was in Goodwill Hunting

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2018 8:11 PM

He used the money to have his pecs reduced from moobs to man-boobs

by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2018 8:13 PM

[quote] He used the money to have his pecs reduced from moobs to man-boobs

Why doesn't he do the same with his ass?

by Anonymousreply 32November 21, 2018 2:55 AM

I understood the haunches comment from above; I thought it was pretty good!

Person was saying that the receding hairline was the perfection distraction for us (onlookers) as doctors worked on the REAL problem...his womanly hips/ass (which I don't think he really has, but it's a DL go-to insult).

I think Matt Damon is probably a prick, but I am always turned on by him. Can't help it.

by Anonymousreply 33November 21, 2018 3:02 AM

I liked the "science doctors shaving the haunches" comment too.

by Anonymousreply 35November 21, 2018 3:05 AM

Thanks to you, R33, I finally understand the haunches comments. It was the shaving off bit that threw me off. I pictured doctors prep him for surgery by shaving his haunches. I especially confused me because Matt is not exactly a hairy man. Your post made me realize it referred to shaving off the excess size of his haunches not the hair on his haunches.

by Anonymousreply 36November 21, 2018 3:11 AM

R37 - He was SO HOT in his late 30s! FUCK!

by Anonymousreply 38November 21, 2018 3:29 AM

Other than Clooney, Affleck, Hemsworth, Pitt, Ricky Martin, and Leo, who else is on Matt Damon's "guys I've hit list"?

Did he and Kraskinski get it on too?

His bedroom notches are quite impressive.

by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2018 6:38 PM

He would look great if he trimmed up and got a new hairstyle. Has he been hanging with Ben lately? He has the same bloat.

by Anonymousreply 40November 24, 2018 7:01 PM

He was at the World Series with Ben, R40.

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2018 11:59 PM

So creepy those two. They have some weird attachment to one another.

Not only did Damon move to Brentwood from Miami and buy a house 2 minutes at most from Affleck-Garner's place, now Affleck buys another one and it's 2 minutes from Damon's. I know, I drove by all three houses a few days ago.

by Anonymousreply 42November 25, 2018 9:00 AM

Still looks better than Assfleck

by Anonymousreply 43November 25, 2018 9:12 AM

It's not the hair loss per se that's the problem. It's the refusal to wear it very very short or accept the loss and shave it that makes it worse. We're use to Bruce Willis and the Rock being "bald" and no one thinks about it. Even Joel Kinnaman, who's not 40, keeps is short. My hair started noticeably receding on the left at the part but it's thick on the top and back and sides. I hated it but I had to accept it looked ridiculous unless I kept it short.

But the hair is a relatively "easy" fix. When you get older, if your weight goes up and down, your skin can't bounce back. Elasticity diminishes. He's 48. Here he was at 45... see the downslope...

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by Anonymousreply 44November 25, 2018 9:25 AM

Nothing wrong with his hair, shithead. He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 45November 25, 2018 10:12 AM

Nice try, Matt, R45. You're not "hot". Just "not".

by Anonymousreply 46November 25, 2018 10:27 AM

Matt Damon looks great and his hair looks great. Nothing is wrong with him. Republican, Nazi pigs don't like him. He is a liberal so you have right wingers trying to tear him down.

by Anonymousreply 48November 25, 2018 11:24 AM

Maybe his friends are on this thread, joking around about his great looks?

by Anonymousreply 50November 25, 2018 11:29 AM

Getting Old is not for wussies. You better buckle up OP because it is going to be a bumpy ride.

by Anonymousreply 51November 25, 2018 11:45 AM

I'm not gay but I'd hammer in between those thighs!

Meanwhile, there was a guy who tweeted years ago "just having lunch in NYC listening to Leo dicaprio talk mad shit about Matt Damon" with a picture of Leo sitting at an italian restaurant ... any idea why Matty and Lee-Lee fell out so dramatically? It seems Leo replaced him with Bradley Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 54November 25, 2018 6:28 PM

90% of DL should only look so "beat" as Matt.

by Anonymousreply 55November 25, 2018 11:39 PM

R55 is right—I look like Don Rickles near death at only 39.

by Anonymousreply 56November 25, 2018 11:49 PM

Staunch critic of Obama but "give Trump a chance"? I went completely off him after that.

by Anonymousreply 58November 26, 2018 2:47 AM

Does Damon ever come back as a top level actor?

Looking at Cooper right now must make him green with envy. Damon had been talking about directing for years like his idol Clint Eastwood, who Cooper also sited as his template for directing. Cooper went in all guns blazing, whereas Damon hasn't had the balls to do it.

by Anonymousreply 59November 27, 2018 8:01 PM

R59, please come back when you can write in a flowing, coherent style. Also, "sited."

by Anonymousreply 60November 27, 2018 8:40 PM

His hair is fine. It sends its regards.

by Anonymousreply 61November 27, 2018 8:51 PM

How do you suggest he "sort it out" as you put it? If he were to go all in for transplants, you'd probably criticise that too. If he went the way of a "hair system", he'd end up on the rug thread. His hair may be thinning, but I think he looks just fine. He certainly has more than many others his age or even younger.

by Anonymousreply 62November 27, 2018 9:14 PM

What a LOSER. You know who has a great head of hair? I do.

by Anonymousreply 63November 27, 2018 10:20 PM

How does he get hotter as he ages? Whatever it is you're doing Matt, keep doing it!

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by Anonymousreply 66November 28, 2018 7:33 PM

Perhaps he’s taken lessons from Jennifer Garner, R66.

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by Anonymousreply 68November 30, 2018 5:42 AM

"Stunning wife". More like rabbit-faced wife. Amirite?

by Anonymousreply 69November 30, 2018 5:55 AM

Luciana looks different. Is it aging or something else? She doesn't look like she's had work done though.

by Anonymousreply 70November 30, 2018 5:55 AM

Do we think Matt is fucking is wife or only Chris Hemsworth? If he's not fucking her, who keeps her satisfied? Does she have a secret male lover? Or female?

by Anonymousreply 71November 30, 2018 9:49 AM

Does Matt understand that a little sun burn (fake or real) and maybe a bit of facial hair would do WONDERS for him? He looks like a geography teacher.

Always pale as hell and clean shaven. Change your look man, jesus. Same hairstyle since 2000.

So bland, so plain.

by Anonymousreply 73November 30, 2018 8:12 PM

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